Welcome to my new blog. I, Smarmy McFadden, international playboy extraordinaire, will be your guide on this little culinary journey. It will be primarily a way for me to share recipes and reviews of food that I eat during my many adventures. I'll do a little beer and wine tasting as well. I should let you know that I don't actually ever cook with a recipe, so any recipes I share are approximations. I don't spend time in a test kitchen replicating and tweaking recipes - that's for you to do - but hopefully this will give you a starting point or some inspiration.
Also, since I just decided to do this, most of the pictures I'll use initially are crappy cell phone pics. Going forward, I'll try to bust out the DSLR for cooks that I think will make the blog.
For my first entry, I'm busting out a riff on the Jalapeno Garlic Tilapia from my former two-time place of employment Johnny Carino's. Yes, I was fired twice from the same job. This was a really tasty dish and it was pretty cool because I used free range yard eggs to make the homemade pasta, grouper that I caught fishing just a couple days prior, and homegrown tomatoes from the garden, so there was a lot of all-natural going on.
So, here it goes...
Jalapeno Garlic Grouper
Homemade pasta
3c
All-purpose flour
1tbs Olive
oil
3-6 tbs
water
2 eggs
Salt
Make a pile
with the flour on your clean countertop.
Use your finger to make a well in the top of your flour pile (think
volcano). Drop in your eggs, oil, salt, and
3 tbs of the water and start to work in with a fork slowly until it starts to
come together as a dough. Then knead for
5 minutes or so, adding extra water as needed.
Wrap in plastic wrap and toss in the fridge for about 20 minutes minimum
to rest. Use a pasta maker or roll out
very thin and cut into quarter inch wide fettucini. Boil for about 3 minutes.
2 grouper
fillets
2tbs flour
for dusting
Salt and
pepper
1.2 tsp
Cayenne, optional
3 cloves
garlic minced
4 green
onions thinly sliced
1 tbs flour
for sauce
½ c milk
2 tbs
Parmesan
2 tbs
pickled jalapenos, diced
1 tomato
diced
Lightly dust
your fillet with flour seasoned with salt and pepper and a little cayenne if
you like.
Sautee in
olive oil over medium heat for about 3-4 minutes per side, depending on how
thick your fillets are. Set aside.
Sautee
garlic and green onions in melted butter until onions are translucent. Add flour and cook another 2 minutes
stirring. Add in the milk and stir or
whisk to keep the sauce smooth. Stir in
the the jalapenos and parmesan and just warm through. Salt and pepper to taste.
Place your
fish on top of a bed of pasta and pour sauce over the top of the fish and
pasta. Top with the fresh diced
tomatoes.
Much to the chagrin of the Barramundi resting gracefully in our built-in Subzero refrigerator freezer, Mrs. Mayonnaise and I, Gerald Portishead Mayonnaise, III will be preparing this succulent dish, thrice moons from now. Mandina and the entirety of our servitude will bear witness as the lady and master of the house dine in Christian fashion on the milky flesh of the great sea beast.
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ReplyDeleteFinally made the fish. We subbed out the pasta for mashed cauliflower and it was awesome. Used a little sour cream, cream cheese, Parmesan and milk for the cauliflower, put the fish on top and the sauce over the whole thing. Gonna be on the dinner circuit now.
DeleteAn excellent way to cut our those repugnant carbohydrates, Gerald. I, however, have twice the metabolism of a feral cat (and sixfold the libido), so I worry not on such things.
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